Cookie-Gate Day 67:
Got a BIG break in the case!!
Yesterday, before he put me in my cell, I slipped Jerry the guard a pack of chewey-tobacco, and in return he whispered in my ear some info that could break this case wide open!
Word in the yard is that a new prisoner was recently caught trying to smuggle 50 kilos of pure uncut Chihuahuan Milk Bones into the facility.
This guy has to be connected to The Real Cookie Thief!
I must find him!!
Cookie-Gate Day 47:
This is how I get all the other prison bitches to respect me out in the yard!
Cookie-Gate Day 37: Life in Prison
I met some nice fellas out in the yard today.
They say they have a plan to break out of here, but I think they’re crazy.
My plan to get out is to somehow find the Real Cookie Thief!!
#FreeEllie
Cookie-Gate: Day 36
After a fruitless appeal, I have been sent to the Pooch Pound.
At orientation, they told us if we’re bad, we’ll get the chair.
Cookie-Gate Day 19:
NOOO!! Convicted and sent to the Pooch Pound for 3 Dog Years!!!
I knew I should’ve hired Johnny Cochran-erspaniel.
Cookie-Gate Day 18:
Apologies for the lack of updates.
I have been in court proving my innocence.
The DA wouldn’t even offer me a flea bargain!
The jury is expected to reach a verdict soon, but I’m not worried…
Cookie-Gate Day 5:
Thanks to all my supporters for coming out!!
Cookie-Gate Day 4:
I have a stupid court date today.
Sooo annoying!
Cookie-Gate Day 3:
This is the police’s best piece of evidence.
Very inconclusive if you ask me.
Life in jail has been ruff. Thanks for all y’alls support.
I am being held as a suspect for a series of night time burglaries from the Pooch Pad cookie counter.
The charges are baseless and I will prove it!
Coming Soon:
A Very Special AllAboutEllie Investigative Report:
Ellie Engel, Life on the Inside - The Case of the Missing Cookies.
To answer your questions,
Yes, the Corpus Christi Pooch Pad Police Department (CCPPPD) has arrested me.
Yes, the charges are false and I shall be vindicated.
No, I am not wearing blue contacts, that is my natural eye color.
update: if the video starts at the beginning, skip ahead to the 19:58 mark.
on thebitesizedblog.
still waiting for someone to bring me a doggy bag…
I’m a huge fan of biting, food, and blogs, which is why I can’t stop thinking about the delicious treats featured on my friends’ new blog The Bite Sized Blog. Check it out!!
Woof! That loss to the Suns hurt in more ways than one. I need to take a long walk…
