All About Ellie

My name is Ellie Engel. I like to dig in the trash and have my belly rubbed.

Georgia Bulldogs: SEC Network Sideline Reporter Takes Her Craft To A New Level By "Interviewing" A Dog (Then Kissing It)(via @Deadspin)

The death sentence that is being named Uga found its newest victim this weekend as Georgia named interim English bulldog mascot Russ “officially” to the title of Uga IX.

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‘dog With A Blog’ Is Going To Be The Greatest Show In Tv History
Move over, “The Simpsons.” I have a new favorite series. And it’s called: “DOG WITH A BLOG.”
Disney Channel, the leading TV network for kids and families, has ordered “DOG WITH A BLOG,” a live action comedy series from Emmy-winning producer Michael B. Kaplan. A family sitcom from the pet’s point-of-view, it centers on step-siblings whose parents buy them a dog to encourage them to get along.Source: Uproxx

‘dog With A Blog’ Is Going To Be The Greatest Show In Tv History
Move over, “The Simpsons.” I have a new favorite series. And it’s called: “DOG WITH A BLOG.” Disney Channel, the leading TV network for kids and families, has ordered “DOG WITH A BLOG,” a live action comedy series from Emmy-winning producer Michael B. Kaplan. A family sitcom from the pet’s point-of-view, it centers on step-siblings whose parents buy them a dog to encourage them to get along.

Source: Uproxx

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Cookie-Gate Day 67:
Got a BIG break in the case!!
Yesterday, before he put me in my cell, I slipped Jerry the guard a pack of chewey-tobacco, and in return he whispered in my ear some info that could break this case wide open!
Word in the yard is that a new prisoner was recently caught trying to smuggle 50 kilos of pure uncut Chihuahuan Milk Bones into the facility.
This guy has to be connected to The Real Cookie Thief!
I must find him!!

Cookie-Gate Day 67:

Got a BIG break in the case!!

Yesterday, before he put me in my cell, I slipped Jerry the guard a pack of chewey-tobacco, and in return he whispered in my ear some info that could break this case wide open!

Word in the yard is that a new prisoner was recently caught trying to smuggle 50 kilos of pure uncut Chihuahuan Milk Bones into the facility.

This guy has to be connected to The Real Cookie Thief!

I must find him!!

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Cookie-Gate Day 47:
This is how I get all the other prison bitches to respect me out in the yard!

Cookie-Gate Day 47:

This is how I get all the other prison bitches to respect me out in the yard!

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Cookie-Gate Day 37: Life in Prison
I met some nice fellas out in the yard today.
They say they have a plan to break out of here, but I think they’re crazy.
My plan to get out is to somehow find the Real Cookie Thief!!
#FreeEllie

Cookie-Gate Day 37: Life in Prison

I met some nice fellas out in the yard today.

They say they have a plan to break out of here, but I think they’re crazy.

My plan to get out is to somehow find the Real Cookie Thief!!

#FreeEllie

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Cookie-Gate: Day 36
After a fruitless appeal, I have been sent to the Pooch Pound.
At orientation, they told us if we’re bad, we’ll get the chair.

Cookie-Gate: Day 36

After a fruitless appeal, I have been sent to the Pooch Pound.

At orientation, they told us if we’re bad, we’ll get the chair.

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Cookie-Gate Day 19:
NOOO!! Convicted and sent to the Pooch Pound for 3 Dog Years!!!
I knew I should’ve hired Johnny Cochran-erspaniel.

Cookie-Gate Day 19:

NOOO!! Convicted and sent to the Pooch Pound for 3 Dog Years!!!

I knew I should’ve hired Johnny Cochran-erspaniel.

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Cookie-Gate Day 18:
Apologies for the lack of updates.
I have been in court proving my innocence.
The DA wouldn’t even offer me a flea bargain!
The jury is expected to reach a verdict soon, but I’m not worried…

Cookie-Gate Day 18:

Apologies for the lack of updates.

I have been in court proving my innocence.

The DA wouldn’t even offer me a flea bargain!

The jury is expected to reach a verdict soon, but I’m not worried…

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Cookie-Gate Day 5:
Thanks to all my supporters for coming out!!

Cookie-Gate Day 5:

Thanks to all my supporters for coming out!!

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Cookie-Gate Day 4:
I have a stupid court date today.
Sooo annoying!

Cookie-Gate Day 4:

I have a stupid court date today.

Sooo annoying!

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Cookie-Gate Day 3:
This is the police’s best piece of evidence.
Very inconclusive if you ask me.

Cookie-Gate Day 3:

This is the police’s best piece of evidence.

Very inconclusive if you ask me.

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Life in jail has been ruff. Thanks for all y’alls support.
I am being held as a suspect for a series of night time burglaries from the Pooch Pad cookie counter.
The charges are baseless and I will prove it!
Coming Soon:
A Very Special AllAboutEllie Investigative Report:
Ellie Engel, Life on the Inside - The Case of the Missing Cookies.

Life in jail has been ruff. Thanks for all y’alls support.

I am being held as a suspect for a series of night time burglaries from the Pooch Pad cookie counter.

The charges are baseless and I will prove it!

Coming Soon:

A Very Special AllAboutEllie Investigative Report:

Ellie Engel, Life on the Inside - The Case of the Missing Cookies.

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To answer your questions,
Yes, the Corpus Christi Pooch Pad Police Department (CCPPPD) has arrested me.
Yes, the charges are false and I shall be vindicated.
No, I am not wearing blue contacts, that is my natural eye color.

To answer your questions,

Yes, the Corpus Christi Pooch Pad Police Department (CCPPPD) has arrested me.

Yes, the charges are false and I shall be vindicated.

No, I am not wearing blue contacts, that is my natural eye color.

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A nice dog story from my friend Louie (click for video)

update: if the video starts at the beginning, skip ahead to the 19:58 mark.

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Delicious Pictures of Meat

on thebitesizedblog.

still waiting for someone to bring me a doggy bag…

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